I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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