so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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