Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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