Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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