last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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