she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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