I'm so fucking centered right now
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Non-Jews are for practice
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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