Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
only you would photoshop your dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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