That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
that is very illegal...i love you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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