I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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