If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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