It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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