so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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