And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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