so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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