walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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