Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
