...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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