oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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