If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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