i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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