They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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