I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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