I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Floor bacon is actually really good
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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