at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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