Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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