I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Randomize
