He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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