I hate your face
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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