I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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