What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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