morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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