So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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