belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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