Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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