If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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