i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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