Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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