Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think brook has ever known best
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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