I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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