Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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