pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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