thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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