Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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