just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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