Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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