Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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