I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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