At least make sure they are 18
Why
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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