I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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