I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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