TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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