i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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