I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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