I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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