Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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