She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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