i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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